Yoga Hosers 2: Warrior Pose (2026) brings the Colleens back with sass, sarcasm, and suspiciously good skin, leveling up the madness of the first film into a full-blown Canadian fever dream. Now influencers-slash-entrepreneurs, Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) run a bougie, overpriced wellness retreat in the frozen outskirts of Winnipeg, where detox smoothies cost more than rent and meditation sessions come with their own sponsorships. But the calm shatters when a corporate fracking operation cracks open an icy hellmouth, unleashing a swarm of frostbitten, demon-ridden Mounties who march across the tundra chanting “sorrrrry” while trying to eat everyone in sight.
Enter Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp), still absurd, still mole-covered, and still somehow the worst detective ever to live. Dragging the Colleens back into monster-slaying duty, he forces them to swap yoga blocks for ammo clips as the trio embarks on a maple-syrup-soaked crusade to stop the “Eh-pocalypse.” Natasha Lyonne steals scenes as a feral, chain-smoking survivalist who hates yoga, hates influencers, and hates Canada’s winter even more—but she knows how to take down undead law enforcement with a single homemade explosive.
With sharper jokes, crazier creatures, and a blizzard of batshit energy, Warrior Pose upgrades the franchise into a cult-classic fever dream—part Clueless, part Evil Dead, all chaos. In this frozen nightmare, enlightenment means staying alive, friendship is the ultimate weapon… and sometimes the only thing between you and a demon Mountie is a perfectly executed downward dog and a double-barreled shotgun.