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Mean Girls The Reunion 2026
Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Lacey Chabert, Tina Fey
Get in loser, we are going to the PTA meeting. Mean Girls The Reunion brings the original Plastics back together for a sharp and hilarious look at adulthood, proving that while the high school cafeteria was dangerous, the brutal world of suburban motherhood is a true war zone.
Twenty-two years after the infamous Burn Book was reduced to ashes, Cady Heron returns to North Shore. Now a divorced zoologist who spent years studying predators in the wild, she is struggling to navigate the confusing landscape of raising a Gen Z daughter. Upon her return, Cady quickly discovers that the social hierarchy she once dismantled has not disappeared; it has simply evolved and become significantly more expensive.
Regina George is back and more intimidating than ever. As the terrifyingly perfectly groomed President of the Parent Teacher Association, she rules the school district with an iron fist. She has traded her varsity jacket for designer blazers and wields a weaponized Instagram account to maintain her status as the ultimate influencers mom.
The calm is shattered when their teenage daughters ignite a new feud at North Shore High involving a viral TikTok trend known as the Burn List. Forced to intervene, the mothers find themselves dragged back into their old habits. Gretchen Wieners is now a neurotic momager living vicariously through her children, desperately trying to keep up with the latest trends. Meanwhile, Karen has somehow stumbled into a career as a successful local weather reporter, though she still cannot accurately predict rain.
Presided over by Tina Fey as the exhausted School Superintendent, this sequel is packed with biting satire on modern parenting, cancel culture, and the obsession with youth. It is a reminder that while plastic may melt, mean never ages.